you're lovely.

bieberpce:

Normally, I’d say nobody could be that dumb but then I remembered who I was talking to.

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That should’ve insulted me, but somehow it didn’t, because I remembered who I was talking to.

demetriaswagvato:

You’re just not in the loop like I am. Don’t be a gold digger, Beth.

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I’m only a gold digger for you, Demi. You should feel honored.

demetriaswagvato:

You know what you should buy so that you don’t have to worry about your phone dying? One of those charging cases. They’re like a personal gift from Jesus.

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Wait, those exist? How have I never heard of them? Buy me one, you’re richer than me.

bieberpce:

Ever heard of a gun?

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You think I’d actually use one of those? I’d probably accidentally shoot myself.

demetriaswagvato:

I know, right? If my phone would’ve gotten ruined, I probably would’ve cried. My entire life is on there.

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Same here. I mean, hell, even if my phone dies I get really traumatized. If it broke, I’d be a mess.

I feel like I could live in a tent in the woods and not get bored. But then again, there’s like, bears and stuff that would probably try to kill me.

posted 8 months ago with 4 notes

demetriaswagvato:

Today, I was drinking Kool Aid, but I accidentally dropped it and it almost got on my phone.

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Thank goodness your phone was spared. I mean, I’m sure you could buy a new phone, because you’re rich and all, but still.

i am whore

posted 8 months ago with 0 notes

johnny—revotta:

u look like my asshole

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don’t fuckin start u stupid ass whore

johnny—revotta:

shut ur ugly ass up don’t nobody want you touching their dick

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u look like a bird haha

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