Normally, I’d say nobody could be that dumb but then I remembered who I was talking to.
That should’ve insulted me, but somehow it didn’t, because I remembered who I was talking to.
You’re just not in the loop like I am. Don’t be a gold digger, Beth.
I’m only a gold digger for you, Demi. You should feel honored.
You know what you should buy so that you don’t have to worry about your phone dying? One of those charging cases. They’re like a personal gift from Jesus.
Wait, those exist? How have I never heard of them? Buy me one, you’re richer than me.
Ever heard of a gun?
You think I’d actually use one of those? I’d probably accidentally shoot myself.
I know, right? If my phone would’ve gotten ruined, I probably would’ve cried. My entire life is on there.
Same here. I mean, hell, even if my phone dies I get really traumatized. If it broke, I’d be a mess.
I feel like I could live in a tent in the woods and not get bored. But then again, there’s like, bears and stuff that would probably try to kill me.
Today, I was drinking Kool Aid, but I accidentally dropped it and it almost got on my phone.
Thank goodness your phone was spared. I mean, I’m sure you could buy a new phone, because you’re rich and all, but still.
u look like my asshole
don’t fuckin start u stupid ass whore
shut ur ugly ass up don’t nobody want you touching their dick
u look like a bird haha